Love and marriage funny ?

Love is holding hands in the street.


%26gt;Marriage is holding arguments in the street.


%26gt;--


%26gt;Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant.


%26gt;Marriage is a Chinese take-out.


%26gt;--


%26gt;Love is going to bed early.


%26gt;Marriage is going to sleep early.


%26gt;--


%26gt;Love is losing your appetite.


%26gt;Marriage is losing your figure.


%26gt;--


%26gt;Love is sweet nothing in the ear.


%26gt;Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.


%26gt;--


%26gt;Love is a flickering flame.


%26gt;Marriage is a flickering television.


%26gt;--


%26gt;Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.


%26gt;Marriage is, "Don't you think you've had enough?"


%26gt;


%26gt;Food For Thought:


%26gt;Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you


hear


%26gt;them speak.


%26gt;

Love and marriage funny ?
Lol now Panos how true it is about marriage,once they slip that ring on then all romance fly out of the window,here have a star and thanks for the advice.xxxx
Reply:This has been my experience as well. Sadly, it makes sense -- even if it is funny.
Reply:lol
Reply:loll
Reply:Funny! Good ones!
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!


Good ones one there Panos and SOME ARE TRUE.!!!


10/10.!!!


CHEERS MATE.!!!
Reply:ha ha ha fuuny


thanks for a laugh


10/10
Reply:my answer it's cool to read and nice very funny..
Reply:lol. 10/10 *.


Loved them.......


and you might be right there.


hahaha
Reply:very funny
Reply:hahaha those are great, lol
Reply:Love the food for thought best of all!


The rest is mostly all too true.
Reply:lol *
Reply:Lol, nice.
Reply:Good one lol.