Love Poem, Anybody?

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM


Before I lay me down to sleep,


I pray for a man, who's not a creep,


One who's handsome, smart and strong.


One who loves to listen long,


One who thinks before he speaks,


One who'll call, not wait for weeks?


I pray he's gainfully employed,


When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.


Pulls out my chair and open s my door,


Massages my back and begs to do more.


Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,


Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"


I pray that this man will love me to no end,


And always be my very best friend.














MAN'S LOVE POEM


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with


huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,


and loves to send me fishing and hunting This


doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

Love Poem, Anybody?
excellent-eloquent!!! LMAO!!!
Reply:umm.....ok
Reply:Woman's is good, but the man's is just idiotic. 90% of most guys don't care for that stuff, and for the other 10% who do don't deserve to get anyone.
Reply:I liked the first one :))
Reply:LOL amusing!
Reply:oh....lol...funny!
Reply:love it, VERY sterotypical however!!

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